Joke # 1
Question: What do you get when you have an elephant and a goat?
Answer: A really bad joke.
Joke # 2
Question: If someones name is Jack, or Jackie, what would you call them so they get mad?
Answer: You call them Jack o' lantern.
Joke #3
Question: What did the ghost say to the witch?
Answer: she said" when do I get my sand witch?"
Joke #4
Question: What is the funniest bone in your body?
Answer: Your funny bone.
By: Peter Maliszewski
Edited By: Michael Kane
(I couldn't stand the bad format)
Who's fault is this, only joke one is funny and you really need to work on your spelling
Hey Peter,
I trust that you can come up with funny stuff without copy and paste! Please write your own stuff.
You could try writing a limerick. Limericks are all about funny.
Limerick "a kind of humorous verse of five lines, in which the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines, which are shorter, form a rhymed couplet"
Ok, so I'm going to copy and paste for an example :-)
There once was a man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
—Contributed by John Field http://www.alphadictionary.com
I don't mind some jokes, but make them your own.
Look at Dr. Seuss. He made up words just to fit a rhyme. I like that.
Also, I am gonna have to take out the "yo mama joke". Remember, Niles and I like our mama's a bunch.
Keep trying, Mary Jean
I like the limerick